Sunday, July 09, 2006

Bill Gates Makes Revver Debut

How many comments about Mac or Linux does it take to tick off Bill Gates? Here's some footage of a visit to our friends' house in Seattle. The Microsoft founder is their friend, and I snuck a camera in. My kids enjoyed provoking him as much as me.


At 7/09/2006 11:21 AM, Blogger Marquisdejolie said...

Hahaha! Still pranking us, are you Nalts!?

At 7/10/2006 3:16 AM, Blogger Nalts said...

How long before you realized? Tell me it was more than 20 seconds. I edited so much good stuff out- just to be sure the average viewer thinks it's really him for at least the majority of the video.

At 7/10/2006 2:11 PM, Blogger Marquisdejolie said...

It was very convincing. If I hadn't met him personally before (I think I've mentioned I used to hang out with sultans and kings), I would've been totally fooled. Well done!

At 7/11/2006 5:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't the fact that you've met him implicate him of some crime? Please tell me he wasn't in the back of one of your limos doing coke off a strippers buns.

At 7/12/2006 4:27 PM, Blogger Marquisdejolie said...

That's a common misconception. A lot of people think homeless people were born that way. It makes them feel distanced from the problem like it couldn't happen to them.

I was a landlord for 7 years in San Antonio (owner, not manager). Member of the Chamber of Commerce. Played touch football with Mayor Cisneros on Sundays. CEO of a Nevada corporation. Dean's list at university. Honors Business Administration student. Served my country honorably. All that good shit.

Then boop! I was living in a crack motel with a mentally deficient movie extra from Jersey, the only sober, non-drug addicted ass kicker in the whole sorry joint (me, not my Jersey roommate, 'Creepy' ).

Life is funny that way.

At 7/12/2006 4:38 PM, Blogger Marquisdejolie said...

Oh, sorry. I didn't answer your question. No, I've committed no crimes with Bill Gates.

At 7/12/2006 4:40 PM, Blogger Marquisdejolie said...

Now ask me about Shak Ali Rah in the penthouse of the Beverly Hills Hotel. Wait, I'm sure of the statute of limitations on that one.



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